Funny For Men Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Dil Cheer k B Dekho Ge To Dard

Dil Cheer k B Dekho Ge To Dard Dhoond Na Pao GA





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Dard Mere Dil Mai Nahi

"Sar" Mai Hy

(,")>/)( <"\_ UuFF penadol hai tmhary pas...

(2) 1 Bacha: Meray abbu ki hight

1 Bacha:

Meray abbu ki hight itni hai k chaltay huwe Fan ko rok lete hein...!!



2 Bacha:

Meray abbu ki hight bi bohat hai magar un main "KEERA" nahi hai...!!

(3) 1 Admi ki shadi Mobile compny

1 Admi ki shadi Mobile compny me kam KRNe wali Larki se hui.�

Shohar Ghungat uthane lga to Boli.

braye Mehrbani is Menu se intikhab kijiye.�

Bed pr bithane k liye 1 dabaye

Ghungat uthane k liye 2 dabaye

Batein KRNe k liye 3 dabaye

Mammy dabane k liye 4 dabaye,

Lips or Maany choos ne k liye 5 dabaye,

Chut chatne k liye 6 dabaye

Soney k liye 5 dabaye

Shohar.�

Ab ye bi bta do Bache paida KRNe k liye kya dabau

Bivi boli system is nmbr ki shanakht ni kr raha

Braye mehrbani Mazid malomaat k liye mari Ami sy rabta kren

Mujse Shadi KRNe ka Shukria!!!!!

(4) Jis Jis Dost ne Zakat ya Bhe

Jis Jis Dost ne

Zakat ya Bheek deni ho wo in

Companies se rabta Karen:

ZONG: .œSab de do.

UFONE: .œTum bhi to do.

MOBILINK: .œZakaat per no Samjhota.

TELENOR: .œBhek hai dhun sub ki.

WARID: .œZakaat ka netwrk.

So roz balnce check karo or in

Yateem Miskeen Companies ko

BHEEK do.

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Customers. 0334-9136162

(5) Zindagi ek safar hy . . .

Zindagi ek safar hy

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Safar mai Roza

Maaf hy.


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Qk safar to safar hota hai

Gari ka ho ya

Zindagi ka.

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.œMUFTI ASLAM RAISANI.�

CM Baluchistan.

0334-9136162

(6) Teacher: Bina rukay batao, Pa

Teacher: Bina rukay batao,

Pakistan ki National Assembly ki Speaker kon hai?

Minar-e-Pakistan kahan hai?

Satlaj Nadi ki Raftar kia hai?

Murgi kia Deti hai?

Student: Fehmida Mirza Lahore mai 140 km/hour k

Raftar se anday deti hai.

(7) usne kaha alam-e-madhoshi me

usne kaha alam-e-madhoshi me

jan aj kuch sitam kardo

muje karo itna piyar

k sab kuch khatam kardo

lipat jao muj se muje beshram kardo

mene kaha ajao mri jan or lite band kardo

phir us ne kaha .....pehle ye batao?









kis ne kaha tha pepsi pe 5 rupe kam kardo

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KaRNay ka jub yahi pata na chal saky











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kis nay kaha tha pepsi pe 5rs kam krdo!

(9) 0333-2422422 Teacher: (Com

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Teacher:

(Come) par jumla banao???









Sardar Student:



Kis ne kaha tha pepsi pe 5 rs COME kr do???? :p

(10) 0333-2422422 Judge (Mujrim

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Judge (Mujrim Ko Phansi

Ki Saza Sunaty Huey):

Koi Aakhri Khwaish ?



Mujrim : Jee

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Judge : Bolo



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Agar Pepesi Wali Baat

Pata Chal Jati Tou =P ;)