Celebrity Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Famous Pakistani Actress ME

Famous Pakistani Actress MERRA is Opening A



College



The name Of College Is



Woman College For Boys

(2) Humara khwab bhooka nanga P

Humara khwab bhooka nanga Punjab her qadam khud kushi ki jaanib baat to ehsaas ki hai. Cycle per mohar lagayain @ ch. Azab-e-elahi.

(3) Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezi


Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.

Medicinez,

Roads,

Bridge,

Aeroplane,

Tarbela Dam,

And Finally,

General Pervaiz

(4) President: Shetani Prime M

President:
Shetani

Prime Minister:
Gillani

Army Chief:
Kiyani

Speaker:
Zanaani

Aata Na Roti

Bijli Na Paani

Wah Re Pakitani

Teri Ajab Kahani..!!

(5) Musharaf: Agar mey Plane s


Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?
Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.
Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?
Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.
:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???


Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka

bhala hoga

(6) In Zardarion say dosti ach


In Zardarion say dosti achhi nahi Faraz,
Tu Sadar-e-Pakistan hay kuchh to khayal kar !

(7) Bari moochhon wala Zardari bhi

Bari moochhon wala Zardari bhi ab decent ho gaya,
jo pehlay tha Mr.10 per cent ab Cent per Cent ho gaya !

(8) Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota n

Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ??

wah wah

Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ???

Akhir jootay ki bi to koi self respect hai !! :)

(9) Pakistan senator is paying 0.5

Pakistan senator is paying 0.5million rupees for the man who throw the shoes on BUSH.

And now boli lag raha hai os jote par.
Send your friends and see how much will they buy that shoe!

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