Larka Vs Larki Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Ye Dunia sirf larkion k l

Ye Dunia sirf

larkion k liye he

Larki zor se

hanse to

Khoobsoorati, Larka zor se hanse to

Dungar,

Agar larki meetha bole to piari lagy,

Larkaahe to "tenu

ki mout pe gai a",

Larkian mill k chalein to Group,

Larke mill k chalein to "Baghertan da tola"

(2) Barso Baad Meli to gale

Barso Baad Meli to gale se lipt

kar rone lagi wo,



Jate howe jes ne kaha tha

TAUQEER tum jasy lakho mely ge.

(3) GirL: Jab tum ko fone

GirL:



Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho



Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?



Boy



30 se 40



GirL:



Kya tum PaGaL ho?



Boy:



Nahi Main



"Naeei" hon

(4) Larka larki sy i love u

Larka larki sy i love u







larki















i love u 2 bro....

(5) Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray m

Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batana…

Girl: Amber ko Zaror bataongi.

Boy: Kyun?

Girl: Woh kehti thi Koi Gadha he tujhse pyar karega.

(6) Girl: HUM Kahan Ja Rahe H

Girl:

HUM Kahan Ja Rahe Hain?



Boy:



Long Drive Par



Girl:



Wow

Pehle Kyun Nai Batya



Boy:



Mjhe B Abhi Pata

Chala Hai



Girl:Kaisay



BoY:Break Nai lag rhi:-)

(7) Ek larki larke se agar

Ek larki larke se

agar tum ne mujhe dhund leya to hum kiss kren ge

larka: agar na dhund ska to?

larki : esa to na kaho plz main darwazy kay pechey hi chupi hon gii

(8) BOY: I LOVE YOU GIRL NE

BOY:

I LOVE YOU

GIRL NE BOY SE POOCHA MAIN BHI TUMSE I LOVE YOU KAHUN TO KYA KAROGAY



BOY:

KHUSHI SE MAR JAUNGA



GIRL:

JA PAGLAY NHI KEHTI



JEELAY APNI ZINDAGI :P

(9) 1 larka larki ko utha k l

1 larka

larki ko utha k le gya

jab rape KRNy laga to bola

apny boyfriend ko

kaho k teri izzat bachaiy

larki boli: tum apna kam kro us Gando ko sms paRNy do

(10) Boy:- Tumhari Qameez Phati

Boy:- Tumhari Qameez Phati Hui He,





Girl:- Nahi Ye To Fashion He,







Boy:- Wah G Wah..

Khud Phaaro To Fashion..

Ham Phaaren To Police Station..