Marriage Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Congratulations on your bro

Congratulations on your brother merriage God provide you this time soon according your dream. I hope even you not invited me but you will be my life partner

(2) Man at medical st M

Man at medical st





Man at MedicaL store:I need poison

Chemist: I can't sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate



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Chemist: Oh! sorry,



I didn't knew u had a prescription.

(3) If u marry one girl she wil

If u marry one girl she will fight with you

BUT

if u marry two girlz they will fight for u..

(4) Once a husband, says to his


Once a husband, says to his wife, i am going for hunting, she embrased him and blessed

him,then he leave,

After a little time he come back. his wife asks him why u come back. he replies "our neighbour have left there dog open"

(5) INSIDE WOMEN The word ?WOMA


INSIDE WOMEN
The word ?WOMAN? has ?MAN? in it,
Mrs has Mr in it,
FEMALE has ?MALE? in it,
She has ?HE? in it,
MADAM has ADAM in it,
No wonder ?MEN? always wanna be INSIDE WOMEN.

(6) So many options: Poison, sle


So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!

(7) 2 Deafs Are Discussing Their


2 Deafs Are Discussing Their Wives Using Sign Language..

1st : Wht 2 Do When Your Wife Start Complaining ?

2nd :I Stop Listning.

1st How ?

2nd : I TURN Off The Lights

(8) Wife: Why are you home so ea


Wife: Why are you home so early?

Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

(9) Wife: A great disaster was a


Wife: A great disaster was averted today.
When my mother was passing from below the clock, it fell.

If she?d been late by a few seconds, the bloody thing would have fallen on her.

Husband: ?I know this useless clock is always slow!!?

(10) Husband & wife are like live


Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.