Double Meaning For Men Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) 3 Aurton ne driving sikhna

3 Aurton ne driving sikhna shuru ki.

Jab teeno k shohar aapas me mile to Ek bola:

Meri BV ko najaane kia ho gaya,

Raat ko neend mei mera pakar kr kehti hy,

1st gear,

2nd gear.



Dosra bola:

y to kch nh mery bv need man mera hath apni tajmahal pe rakh k bolty ha "Engin bht garam hogaya h thanda karo."



Teesra bola:

ye to kuch b nahi.

Meri BV neend mei donu taangein khol kr kehti hy,

100 ki CNG dalna :

(2) A Sardar Enters In Ladies T

A Sardar Enters In Ladies Toilet By Mistake.

All Ladies

Suddenly

Standup..

Sardar: Izzat Dil Vich Honi Chayidi Aa..

Betho Betho Tatti Kr Lo Puri.!

(3) Teacher, Ye batao, jo log

Teacher,

Ye batao, jo log ghalat kam karte hy, wo kahan jate hein?

Lrki sharmatay huay boli-

Sir,Shehri log HOTEL me,

Aur gaon k log GANNE K KHET mein……

(4) A Mouse Doing S****X with a

A Mouse Doing S****X with an Elephant Under a Coconut tree, Suddenly Coconut falls on elephant's head.

Elephant shouted with PAIN.

Mouse: ok 0k i will do SLOWLY

(5) VERY HEART TOUCHING story

VERY HEART TOUCHING story

 Kutte ka bacha apni maa se:

Maa, pitaji dikhne me kaise the?

Maa: pata nhi beta..

pichhe se aa ye the or pichhe se hi chale gye

(6) Lady Teacher: Zero main 1 D

Lady Teacher: Zero main 1 Dalen to kya hota hai?

Girl: Chup rahi!

Teacher (Gussy se): Jawab do

Zero mai 1 Dalen to kya hota hai?

Girl: Miss Bht Dard hota hy.

(7) Ek foji night paas par ghar ay

Ek foji night paas par ghar aya to pat chala ke bv ka period chal raha tha os ne apne KaRNal ko sms kiya "the segnal is red i can't atend the duty before 3 days so give me 4 days more. KaRNal ne jawabi sms kiya "the segnal is green attack from backside"

(8) LARKI, CHACHI SHADI K BAD K

LARKI, CHACHI SHADI K BAD KYA HOTA HAI.?

CHACHI, BETA HONA KYA HAI BAS,

SARA DIN CHULLAI AGGY TAI

SARI RAT LULLY AGGY

(9) aak bache ne apni nicker ut

aak bache ne apni nicker utaar kar aak bachi se kaha k tumhare paas yeh hai.......





Bachi ne apni shalwar utaar kar kaha ke mama kehti hai jis ke paas yeh hoti hai use wo bhut mil jate hain..........

(10) NURSE kept SARDAR'S FIN

NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH

after BLOOD TEST.

THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .

NURSE:y r u DANCING.

SARDAR:next is URINE TEST