Double Meaning For Men Sms & Text Messages

Double Meaning For Men Sms in urdu and hindi

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(1) *. . .jo qoom 2 mint signal pa

*. . .jo qoom 2 mint signal par khari nai ho sakti,

wo behan ki lori apne pairo par kya lora khari hogi. . .*

*. . .Zubaida aapa aaj tapi hui hain. . .*


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(2) "A TRUE STORY"


"A TRUE STORY"



Kisi drakht pe ik ullu baitha krta tha.



ik din wo drakht kat diya gaya..drakht bot khush hua k shukar ab hm pr KOI ULLU NAI BAITAY GA!!!



lakin drakht ki khushi us wakt khaq me mil gaye jb;



.



us ko kat kr AP k room ki STUDY CHAIR bna diya gaya



or



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AJ B US PR ULLU BAITTHA HAI..







(3) Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli z

Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein ? Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke hehehe KaRNa bandh karo WaRNa nikaal kar khara kardonga


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(4) Larki: Un Dino Kafi Darr


Larki:

Un Dino Kafi Darr Lagta Tha

Nachna,

Gaana,

Khailna,

...Koodna,

Uff..

Baher Jana.



Geele Pan Ka Darr....

Phir Mujhe Mila Bus RS 25/= Me

.

.

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MOBILE COVER



Ab Barish K Dino Me B Aazadi Se Apna Mobile Har Waqt Apne Sath Rakh Skti Hun Aur Enjoy Kr Skti Hun.



1 Dafa Phr Teri Soch Ko 21 Tupon Ki Salami







(5) Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dal


Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota he?

Girl chup rahi,

Teacher: Ghussay Se Jawab do Zero me 1Dalen to kiya hota he?

Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota ha .





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(6) Shadi Ki Raat Dulhan Se Dul


Shadi Ki Raat Dulhan Se Dulha Ne Poocha:

Jaan Muh Dikhayi Kitne Dun.?



DULHAN:

(Sharmaty Huwe)

Boli:

Janu jee Waise Tou Main,



Muh Dekhayi

Rs-100



Nuth Utarwayi

Rs-150



Shirt Utarwayi

Rs-200



Brazer Utarwai

Rs-250



Shalwar Utarwayi

Rs-300



Chummi Karwayi

Rs-350



Mutth Lagwayi

Rs-450



Chussa Lagwayi

Rs-500



Ghorri Banwayi

Rs-700



Taangen Uthwayi

Rs-800



Kuss Pharwayi

Rs-1200



Leti Hon Per Aap Shohar Ban Gaye Ho Es Liye Puray Package K,



4000/= De Dena.



 







(7) Ek larka apni girl friend ko g

Ek larka apni girl friend ko ghar laya,
Larka: Tum yahan betho men aata hn or wo apna mobile table pr bhol jata hy
larki mobile dek k sochty hy k dekhon is ne mera nunbr kis name se save kya hy
Jano
My sweet
lovely etc
wo mobile se mis cal dety hy
nunber save hota hy
{* Murgy # 7 *}




(8) Kehty hain Larki k hath me


Kehty hain Larki k hath me barkat hoti hy,

Bilkul sahi,

Q k 2 inch ki cheez hath me do to

6 inch ki

kar deti hy,

.

.

.



Jeisy "Rooti"



magar teri soch ko salam...





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(9) Delivery k waqt jab Mariza ron

Delivery k waqt jab Mariza rone lagi tu Dr. faraz bola:

BB G ye waqt
nahi ha rone ka
Ye Waqt hai Bacha hone ka

Us Wqt Q nhi roti thi
Jab
pura lekar soti thi


Sms delivered (1614) Times


(10) 80 Year old man Dr: My 20year

80 Year old man Dr: My 20year old Wife is Pregnant I'm so Happy koi Advic Dy Dr: Ok 1 Qisa Suno 1 Shikari Shikar Pe Jata hy Lekin Galti se Gun ki jga Umbrela lejta Hy Samne se 1 Sher Ajata hy Shikari Umbrela Nikal k Goli Chala Deta hy Sher Mar Jata hy Old man: Imposibl Kisi or ne Mari Hogi Dr: Exactly!




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