Santa Banta Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) American: In our

American: In our country ,

marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female

(2) Santa: Look a thi

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen

and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,

Police or Ambulance?

(3) Santa cuts sides

Santa cuts sides of the capsule

before taking it?

Guess why?

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To avoid the side effects!

(4) Santa had a dream

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?

Because the bank's slogan was:

We make your dreams come true

(5) Santa had a dream

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?

Because the bank's slogan was:

We make your dreams come true

(6) Santa: Major Roha

Santa:

Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,

they don't study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?

Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

(7) Pappu: Dad, what

Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?

Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?

(8) Santa opened A Co

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?

The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

(9) Santa had a dream

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?

Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

(10) Jeeto: U know, hu

Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!

Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!