Molvi Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) 1 larki bahot romantic ho k

1 larki bahot romantic ho k apnay molvi boyfriend

say



aaj main boht khush hon

Mango kia mangtay ho



Molvi sharma k bola:

Iss sal zakat hamary Madarsy ko dena.

(2) 1 molvi khutba dety huy: Aa

1 molvi khutba dety huy: Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain, Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saf nazar ata hy unki tangen nazr ati ha, unki kamr nazr aati hy un k jism key her jagah saf waaze hote hen

Peche se awaz ai Molvi sahab jumma parhao, mahol garam na karo..!

(3) Ek Molvi kahin ja raha tha.

Ek Molvi kahin ja raha tha. Raste me Us k uper Brezzar aa gira.



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Molvi: Kaisa Zamana aagaya he Aam koi choos raha he or Chilke Hum per phenk raha he

(4) To zara sanbhal sanbhal k chal

To zara sanbhal sanbhal k chal is dnya main kamran

Zuban pay kanty , Seenoo main pathar liy pharty hain log yahan,

(5) Girl Molvi Say Kia ma apny fa

Girl Molvi Say

Kia ma apny father k sath so sakti hoo

Molvi: Astaghfirula

Girl: kia ma apny uncle k sath so sakti hoo?

Molvi: Nauzobila

Girl: kia ma aap k sath so sakti hoo

Molvi: Bismilaah

(6) Boyz 2 Qari Sahib: Qari Sahab

Boyz 2 Qari Sahib:
Qari Sahab Kiya Ladkioon K Sath
Sona Gunah Hai?
Qari Sahab:
Gunah Tu Nae
Likin Tun Log Sote Hi Tu Nhi Ho

(7) 1 Aurt ne Daroga-e-Jeant se ka

1 Aurt ne Daroga-e-Jeant se kaha Mara Nikah Mare Dunyavi Shohr say krwa DO.
Farishta bola: Nikaah to krwa doon phele koi Molvi to Janat mein aaye.

(8) Ek Moolvi Film Actor k pass Ma

Ek Moolvi Film Actor k pass Masjid ka Chanda mangne gya.

Actor: Ap to kehtay hain k Hamara Paisa haraam hai
.œMoolvi.�: Is Paisay say Hum .œBathroom banain gay.�

(9) Ek Moolvi Film Actor k pass Ma

Ek Moolvi Film Actor k pass Masjid ka Chanda mangne gya.

Actor: Ap to kehtay hain k Hamara Paisa haraam hai
.œMoolvi.�: Is Paisay say Hum .œBathroom banain gay.�

(10) Boyz 2 Qari Sahib: Qari Sahab

Boyz 2 Qari Sahib:
Qari Sahab Kiya Ladkioon K Sath
Sona Gunah Hai?
Qari Sahab:
Gunah Tu Nae
Likin Tun Log Sote Hi Tu Nhi Ho