Marriage Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Boy friend is fun, & Husba

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

(2) Most successful Happy married

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
"Yet to be seen"

(3) Banta owned a factory. He issu

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

(4) Why Government do NOT allow a

Why Gove
ment do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

(5) True relatives always stand be

True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

(6) The Bride After Her Engagement

The Bride After Her Engagement
Goes To Her Mom And Says:
I Have Finally Found A Man Just Like Papa

Mom:
So, What Do You Want From Me?

Daughter:
Sympathy

(7) Jo Humesa Hasta Rehta Ha Usko

Jo Humesa Hasta Rehta Ha Usko HUS+MUKH Kehte Hai
Par
Jiska Hasna Humesha Kliye Band Ho Gya Ho Use Kya
Kahenge?

?

Got

No?
HUS BAND

(8) Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Ki

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya
Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai?

Biwi:
Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book...

(9) Attending A Wedding For The Fi

Attending A Wedding For
The First Time, A Little Girl
Whispered To Her Mother:
"Why Is The Bride Dressed
In White?"
Because White Is The Color
Of Happiness, And Today Is
The Happiest Day Of Her Life.
The Child Thought About This
For A Moment, Then Said,
So Why Is The Groom Wearing
Black...? ;->

(10) What Is Marriage?... Do Dilon

What Is Marriage?...
Do Dilon Ka Bandhan...
Do Atmaon Ka Milan......
Do Bhabnaon Ka Sammilan...
Do Insan Ki Dhadkan