Marriage Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) main abi kanwari hoon lakin pa

main abi kanwari hoon lakin pata nai k suhaag raat kitni dafa mana li hai main nai apna adress her ek category main bata dia hai muje jald se jald milen bye

(2) A good marriage would be betwe

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Michel de Montaigne

(3) Love is one long sweet dream,

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

(4) Darling, said the affectionate

Darling, said the affectionate husband, I have insured myself for $1,000,000. If anything happens to me you will be provided for.

Good, said his loving wife, Now you wont have to call the doctor every time you feel sick.

(5) Husband to a newly wed wife!

Husband to a newly wed wife!

I could go to the end of the world for you



Wife: Thanks! but promise me

you will stay there for the rest of your life.

(6) •Ab tak meri life 1 khuli b

.¢Ab tak meri life

1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi,

jisme sab prfume ki tarah ud jata tha.

Par apke aane se sab thik ho gaya.

Khuda kare aap jaisa dhakkn sab ko mile.

(7) A wife asked her husband: “W

A wife asked her husband: .œWhat do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?.�



He looked at her from head to toe and replied: .œI like your sense of humor.

(8) Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 1

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao.

(9) God made man and then rested.

God made man and then rested.

God made women and then no one rested.

(10) A person who surrenders when h

A person who surrenders when hes WRONG,

is HONEST.

A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,

is WISE.

A person who surrenders even if hes RIGHT,

is a HUSBAND.!