Funny Shayari Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) "Agr toot kar bikhar jao to ha

"Agr toot kar bikhar jao to hamen btana fraz"
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"Hamary han wellding ka ka kam tasali bakhsh kia jata hy"

(2) Arz kiya hai..... . .

Arz kiya hai.....

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Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha,

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wah wah..!! wah wah..!!!

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gaur farmaiyega.....

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Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha...

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Sadak par jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha

(3) Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa d

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz.
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ho gaya na suitcase bann

(4) Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

(5) mat kar itna ghroor apne usan

mat kar itna ghroor apne usan par faraz :

tera husn tab tak hai jab tak fair n lovley sasti hai.

(6) KANWARA GHAZAL A

KANWARA GHAZAL

Ay Sard Sard Raat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahiye

KARNI Hy Dil Ki Baat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahiye

Uljhi Hui Firaq Ki Raaton K Darmeyan

Tanha Hy Meri Zat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahiye

Bachpan Ki Zid Nahi Jawani Ki Bat Hy

Ay Merey lovly Maan baap Mujhe "Bivi"Chahiye

Chehry Sy Berukhi Ka Naqab Utar Do

Ab Maan Jao Bat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahiye

Dekhi Hy Main Ne Dulhan Mujhe braat Chahiye

kr di he akhri baat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahye

Dedicated to all kanwara party.

(7) Ek larki class me

Ek larki class me gana ga rahi thi

O ZARA zara TOUCH ME touch me touch me!

Tabhi 1 larka utha or larki ko chu lia or

Bola himmat hy to aage Gaa k dikha!!

(8) subha se le k sha

subha se le k sham tak sham se le k rat tak rat se le kar subha tak subha se fir sham tak Bus G kia bataon light ne tang kar rakha hai

(9) Na yad tmhari bhu

Na yad tmhari bhulaenge

Na sath tmhara chorenge

Na krenge dil se door tmhe

Na dosti tmse to
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Agr toot b jye ghalti se

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ELFY laga k jorenge..

(10) aapke haath mein

aapke haath mein mobile hai,

chehre pe khubsurat si smile hai,

sms ki ek chhoti si file hai,

phir bhi SMS nahi karte,

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai.......