Funny Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Chandne raat the wo maire s

Chandne raat the wo maire saath the.

Men us k oopar tha.wo mairi nechi the.



Lakin





maaf KaRNa dost wo maire motorcycle the.

Ha ha ha.

Mehar mehrani

(2) *. . .Pakistani Log Sub S

*. . .Pakistani Log

Sub Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangtay Hain?







Sochen... !











Thora Or Sochen..?









Nai Pataa...























Bhikariyon SaY

(3) Phur phur phu phu p

Phur

phur

phu

phu

phu

khur

khur

khu......

























































khuuuu





phu











khu















zubaida aapa so rahi hain kharate le kar.Koi problem?

(4) 1 larki bahot romantic ho k

1 larki bahot romantic ho k apnay molvi boyfriend

say



aaj main boht khush hon

Mango kia mangtay ho



Molvi sharma k bola:

Iss sal zakat hamary Madarsy ko dena.

(5) dil kahta hy ke khara kar k

dil kahta hy ke khara kar k ap k hat my pakra du.

Awr ap,

Osy hela hela ke bolo.



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.is parchm ke saye tale.



Ham 1 hy

ham 1 hy.



Advance 14 agust mubark.



~~~~~~BUT AfsOS~~~~~

 

(6) ,.,,.,,. ',',&

,.,,.,,.



',','','



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Is Baarish ko keh do







Mere Aangan me na barse,











Hamari China ki Chappal hai







Hum Phisal jaty hen.....:-p :-D

(7) Dost1: Wo jo table pe admi

Dost1: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai

Dost2: Table pe to 4 admi hain

Dost1: Wo jis ki mochen hain

Dost2: Mochen to sub ki hain

Dost1: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn

Dost2: Wo to sb k hi hn

Dost1 ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola

Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:-)

 

(8) ,.,,.,,. ',','

,.,,.,,.

',','','

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Is Baarish ko keh do



Mere Aangan me na barse,





Hamari China ki Chappal hai



Hum Phisal jaty hen.....:-p :-D

(9) Pathan lrki se mere dil Me a j

Pathan lrki se


mere dil Me a jao !!!


Girl (ghussay se):
"CHAPPAL utaroon kia ??"

Pathan:
"Pagli aisy hi aa jao
Masjid thori hy.

(10) kutay dalaly kami

kutay



dalaly



kaminay



salay



bhan jode



harram zaday



kanjer



khbees



lanti



zaleel































ya sari galiyan hain in sa perhaiz karo