Pashto Funny Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Che peshmanay me oko Da manza

Che peshmanay me oko Da manza pa niat da kora raowatam
Sa goram che hagha la haghase da lakhti pa ghara walara da
Lag 7 kho hairan aw pareshan wom che os de sara sa okam
Kho bia me warta okhandal, pa oga me kra aw gano ta me kra .
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Ma we Nawe belcha da sok e pata na Ki.

(2) Da pekhawar pa bazar ke yawa b

Da pekhawar pa bazar ke yawa budai rawana wa,
elaan washo,
budai tapos wakro che da elaan da sa de?
no cha warta mazak ke oway che
ous ba budygane da 15 kalo halakano sara wada kye,
budai top kro o chagha ye kara
.œche pekhawar kho pekhawar de kana.

(3) Mula pa KHUTBA ki wail chi Pra

Mula pa KHUTBA ki wail
chi Prado Khazo ta ma Gore di sara Nazar kamigi
Yao Buda warta owel
Dala chi pa mong di Chashmi wacholi no oss di Masala okra.

(4) PATHAN:�Hamse shaadi karo tu

PATHAN:.�Hamse shaadi karo tumko sawaab milega.�
Larki: .œWo kese?.�
PATHAN:.�Hamara shadi hoga, bacha hoga,
bache ka naam Sawaab Khan rakhenga.�.

(5) Naghma waye ! Meena da khkulo

Naghma waye !
Meena da khkulo sanga kegi mala chal na raazi,
Meerawas Vaye !
Da nya me toola shpa tokheegi zaka ghal na raaze..

(6) Shpa da da loudshidding..! mas

Shpa da da loudshidding..!
mashooman jarra kaweena.!
mashi karachai napa chootay ragheli deena..!
shpa da da loudshidding..!

(7) If u r sad,be happy. if u r ba

If u r sad,be happy.
if u r bad,be good.
if u r there,be here.
if u r gone be back.
if u r cool,be hot
and if u r hot.
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NU BIA ULAMBA CHI YAKH SHE

(8) Megay Hathi ta owe : Yar Sta J

Megay Hathi ta owe : Yar Sta Jangay Me Pakara Day Yo Duwa Wrazo La.

Hahti : Ha ha ha.. Ta Zama Pa Jangi Sa Kawi.
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Wali tha ye achay sa.

Megay : Na Mara.

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Zama Da Loor Wada Day.

Tambo ba ti jorom.

(9) Dera ogda wa Tora Tyara Wa Yaw

Dera ogda wa
Tora Tyara Wa
Yawa baja wa
Khoshi moqa wa
Za aw hagha wa
khwaga khwaga wa
pasta pasta wa
kho.
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Malta yawa wa.

(10) Aos hum dertlay shama yaregama

Aos hum dertlay shama yaregama na
stasu pa spee me sa parwa nishta dey
kho ka de niya de rata na ghapalay